too much candy, man
I've had waaaaay too much candy today. Is there even a time of year anymore when there's not an abundance of sweet junkfood and some sort of occasion to buy it? I guess summer--there aren't many chocolate holidays then--but then there's barbeque and lemonade and the overwhelming desire for ice cream. Everything overlaps--Xmas candy isn't even cleared out when Valentine's shows up, then easter, etc, and don't forget the little green trolls with their thin mints and do-si-does outside every retail outlet in america, extracting a guilty $4 from nearly every passerby.

but even as i piss and moan i gleefully stuff myself with cadbury cream eggs and peeps (only chicks and bunnies--the originals).